1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:04,130 Okay, and Brandon, you'll be in Zone B, and that should cover it. Let's have a 2 00:00:04,130 --> 00:00:04,949 good day, okay? 3 00:00:04,950 --> 00:00:05,950 A good day? 4 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:13,510 This may be a good day for us, but some of these folks are having the worst day 5 00:00:13,510 --> 00:00:18,490 of their lives, and we have the chance to make that day just a little bit 6 00:00:18,490 --> 00:00:21,550 better. So let's go. Let's boom it out. Boom. 7 00:00:22,260 --> 00:00:23,400 Boom. Boom. 8 00:00:23,740 --> 00:00:25,600 Yeah, Ron's still out from his surgery. 9 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:28,740 I try to FaceTime him once a week, and he just texts me back, stop. 10 00:00:29,140 --> 00:00:35,900 So Dr. Hyland came down from North Bend to fill in, and I don't know, you guys. 11 00:00:36,180 --> 00:00:39,400 Boom. He's just got this big performative energy. 12 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,940 You know, he likes explaining our jobs to us, and it's just like, yeah, we 13 00:00:42,940 --> 00:00:45,560 know. The whole thing just seems kind of phony. 14 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:48,860 Like he thinks he's on one of those medical dramas, you know, like Noah 15 00:00:48,860 --> 00:00:53,880 Wiley. And don't get me wrong, I love Noah Wiley. I would possibly leave my 16 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:55,140 husband for Noah Wiley. 17 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:58,680 But this guy, he ain't Noah Wiley. 18 00:00:59,340 --> 00:01:02,480 All right, let's go heal some people. 19 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:05,400 You know what, just some more food for thought. No, we don't have time for 20 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:08,220 that. No, that's it. You heard the man, people. We got to start the day. Let's 21 00:01:08,220 --> 00:01:10,780 go. Oh, one other thing. One other thing. 22 00:01:12,020 --> 00:01:15,820 Never apologize for feeling something for our patients. 23 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:17,760 Don't you dare. 24 00:01:20,620 --> 00:01:22,320 That's literally a line from The Pit. 25 00:01:46,150 --> 00:01:49,230 Another one on the board. We are cranking these things out. 26 00:01:49,790 --> 00:01:55,710 I worked so hard last year, made a lot of tough sacrifices, and it all paid 27 00:01:55,710 --> 00:01:58,370 off. The birthing center is thriving. 28 00:01:59,270 --> 00:02:03,730 That is why this means so much to me. Is this where you would cut to the computer 29 00:02:03,730 --> 00:02:08,250 screen? I was nominated for best hospital administrator in Oregon. 30 00:02:08,550 --> 00:02:10,889 I've never been nominated before for anything. 31 00:02:13,070 --> 00:02:15,570 Actually, in high school, I was nominated for Worst Smile. 32 00:02:15,810 --> 00:02:20,110 It was part of an underground yearbook. I tried to laugh it off, but people just 33 00:02:20,110 --> 00:02:23,910 said, see, there it is, there it is. Anyway, this feels a lot different. 34 00:02:26,010 --> 00:02:30,410 Okay, you should be all set, Mrs. Walt. If you need anything else, Nurse Matt 35 00:02:30,410 --> 00:02:31,410 here can help you. 36 00:02:31,690 --> 00:02:34,510 He's very capable and very professional. 37 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:35,850 Thank you, Nurse Serena. 38 00:02:36,430 --> 00:02:38,330 Also, there's a delivery for you from the lab. 39 00:02:38,670 --> 00:02:42,110 It tested positive for chai with elevated levels of oat milk. 40 00:02:43,279 --> 00:02:44,980 I think I'm going to the bathroom. 41 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:48,760 Yeah, I can help you with that. Yeah, things with Matt are going great. 42 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:50,080 It's been really fun. 43 00:02:50,180 --> 00:02:54,800 I mean, we're not trying to go too fast or put pressure on it, but it's cool. 44 00:02:55,720 --> 00:03:00,340 You know, I'm thinking about my life and it's just like, you know? 45 00:03:01,020 --> 00:03:03,640 I've never been on a trampoline before, but I assume that's how this feels. 46 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:05,440 I'm so jealous. 47 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:07,360 Tell your boyfriend to get me a free coffee. 48 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:09,480 Okay, well, he's not my boyfriend. 49 00:03:10,780 --> 00:03:11,780 Who's not your boyfriend? 50 00:03:12,780 --> 00:03:17,960 Oh, I was just explaining how, like, how technically you're not my boyfriend. 51 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:19,280 Right. 52 00:03:20,380 --> 00:03:21,380 I'm not? 53 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:24,860 Nice and steady? 54 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:26,720 Good strong core? 55 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:27,960 Yes! 56 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:29,500 That was hard. 57 00:03:29,980 --> 00:03:34,180 After my bypass, I was informed that my recovery could take anywhere from eight 58 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:36,080 weeks all the way up to 20 weeks. 59 00:03:36,340 --> 00:03:37,340 Well, wouldn't you know it? 60 00:03:37,740 --> 00:03:39,440 It's gonna take 20 weeks. 61 00:03:39,900 --> 00:03:45,340 I rewatched all of Cheers, and I built a model of the Great Northern Railway. And 62 00:03:45,340 --> 00:03:47,040 now I speak Italian. 63 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:48,520 How am I doing? 64 00:03:49,260 --> 00:03:50,260 Molto bene! 65 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:54,480 Ronnie? 66 00:03:56,059 --> 00:03:57,059 Celeb sighting. 67 00:03:57,420 --> 00:03:58,720 TMZ, get in here. 68 00:03:58,980 --> 00:04:00,720 But seriously, is he challenging himself? 69 00:04:01,020 --> 00:04:04,040 Are you hitting your macros? You know what, Bruce? Now that you're here, I was 70 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:04,739 just leaving. 71 00:04:04,740 --> 00:04:07,440 Come on, I'll walk you out. Oh, I'm good. Yeah, I'm good. 72 00:04:08,140 --> 00:04:09,140 We're so back. 73 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,120 Okay, so much to catch you up on. 74 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:14,580 You'll like this. The St. Dennis couple that everyone's been rooting for is 75 00:04:14,580 --> 00:04:15,580 finally together. 76 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:17,240 Yep, me and Emerson are dating. 77 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:18,539 What else? 78 00:04:18,540 --> 00:04:21,839 All right, here is that list of dietary restrictions. I'm going to get your 79 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:23,220 prescription. We'll get you out of here, all right? 80 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:25,400 Whoa, where's the fire, Ms. Zirkin? 81 00:04:25,660 --> 00:04:28,220 What? Mrs. G, we got you. 82 00:04:28,660 --> 00:04:30,820 We're going to walk you through your lifestyle changes. 83 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:32,640 You're not alone, okay? 84 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:34,140 Thank you, Doctor. 85 00:04:34,260 --> 00:04:35,760 I was going to do that at discharge. 86 00:04:36,460 --> 00:04:37,580 Let's dialogue a sec. 87 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:42,860 Just want to remind you of the importance of making patients feel seen 88 00:04:42,860 --> 00:04:45,500 and understood. Yes, I know. These are people. 89 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:47,680 They're just on the other end of the stethoscope. 90 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:50,840 Got it? Got it. Okay. Yeah. Great. 91 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:54,580 Okay. Can I have everyone's attention, please? 92 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,540 Yeah, but keep working. It's not that important. 93 00:04:57,760 --> 00:05:00,580 Anyway, there is a vote happening. And Keith? 94 00:05:01,210 --> 00:05:02,210 The noise, please. 95 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:08,810 I have been nominated for Best Hospital Administrator, and Holly is all over the 96 00:05:08,810 --> 00:05:09,609 place. Freeze! 97 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:10,810 Everyone just freeze for a second. 98 00:05:11,350 --> 00:05:15,350 It's just a vote. Who cares, right? I certainly don't. But it does end at 9 p 99 00:05:15,350 --> 00:05:17,870 .m. tonight, and it's at OregonHealthStars.com. 100 00:05:18,090 --> 00:05:21,950 Just make your voice heard, rock that vote, and you'll get one of these. 101 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:25,840 Where did you get those? Oh, we were supposed to be a polling center last 102 00:05:25,840 --> 00:05:26,779 year, but I forgot. 103 00:05:26,780 --> 00:05:29,500 Looks like Ted Collins from Medford has the lead. 104 00:05:29,820 --> 00:05:34,080 Isn't he the guy who beat ball cancer? Technically, he lost one, so at best, it 105 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:34,839 was a tie. 106 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:36,200 All right, back to work. 107 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:39,000 Hey. Oh, are we okay? 108 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:40,380 Oh, my God, yes. 109 00:05:40,580 --> 00:05:44,140 The whole boyfriend thing, it's... Not because I'm not having a great time with 110 00:05:44,140 --> 00:05:47,920 you. I am. Yeah, okay, me too. Cool. Sorry, I got a little freaked out there. 111 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:50,440 I just think putting labels on it adds weird pressure. 112 00:05:50,780 --> 00:05:56,460 Sure, no, yeah, I mean, I trust you. But just for my own clarity, how do you see 113 00:05:56,460 --> 00:05:57,460 us? 114 00:05:57,820 --> 00:06:00,480 I mean, we're hanging out, right? 115 00:06:01,100 --> 00:06:02,100 Perfect, yeah. 116 00:06:02,860 --> 00:06:05,260 I guess just that I'm thinking of that the right way, though. 117 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:10,440 Are we hanging out with other people, or... Oh, um, why are you... 118 00:06:11,229 --> 00:06:12,450 Who else are you hanging out with? 119 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:13,750 Oh, no one, no one. 120 00:06:14,270 --> 00:06:18,270 Well, my landlady does come by sometimes unannounced, and one time she was 121 00:06:18,270 --> 00:06:19,270 wearing a nightie. 122 00:06:19,790 --> 00:06:20,790 Yeah, that's okay. 123 00:06:21,450 --> 00:06:25,170 Oh, also, I go to church with Holly on Sundays, but that's fine, right? Holly? 124 00:06:25,430 --> 00:06:27,690 From, like, here? Yeah, is that weird at all? 125 00:06:28,090 --> 00:06:30,110 No, I don't think so. It's church. 126 00:06:30,650 --> 00:06:32,750 Cool. All right, well, I better get back. 127 00:06:33,090 --> 00:06:34,090 See ya. 128 00:06:35,870 --> 00:06:38,670 Look how perfect Keith stocked this. 129 00:06:38,910 --> 00:06:40,390 We are all one chain. 130 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:43,980 And thank you for being a link, brother. 131 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:50,860 Not a big Dr. Hyland fan, huh? 132 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:54,180 No, I just think he's kind of phony, you know? 133 00:06:54,420 --> 00:06:56,160 He doesn't bother me, but I'm a people person. 134 00:06:56,420 --> 00:07:00,120 Also, he's pretty rude to me, so... I think he's just giving back what he's 135 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:05,880 getting. What does that mean? Whenever he's around, you're like... I do not do 136 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:07,400 that. You're rude to him. 137 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:12,560 serena am i rude to dr highland oh yeah i mean not out loud you just did that 138 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:19,280 highland face brandon do alex one highlands around it's so good 139 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:24,560 thank you i was just kicked out of a clown class hey Can I ask you guys 140 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:27,960 something? Do you think it's weird that Matt goes to church with Holly? No. Yes. 141 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:31,800 Oh, come on. It's church. It's like the most harmless activity I can imagine. 142 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:35,680 Yeah. We're talking about the place with the candles and the wine, where you sit 143 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:40,960 next to each other, hands grazing, promising not to do anything bad, where 144 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,120 you kneel and beg for forgiveness. 145 00:07:45,140 --> 00:07:46,360 Okay, I changed my answer. 146 00:07:47,740 --> 00:07:49,000 I gotta get back to church. 147 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:53,580 Okay, I don't understand the confusion here. All you have to do is go to the 148 00:07:53,580 --> 00:07:58,480 app store, download the Oregon Medical Media app, select seven-day free trial, 149 00:07:58,580 --> 00:08:00,400 then input your credit card information. 150 00:08:00,700 --> 00:08:05,060 Just don't forget to cancel or it's going to charge you $45 a month. What is 151 00:08:05,060 --> 00:08:06,059 the problem? 152 00:08:06,060 --> 00:08:07,520 Allow access to microphone? 153 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:08,920 Yes, Brandon, allow. 154 00:08:09,260 --> 00:08:14,480 Yep, looks like the app is 15 gigs and I'm all full. Sorry, boss. I'm sure we 155 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:15,480 can find some room. 156 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:20,280 Pill time? Okay, you're an adult, Keith. Enough with the video games. 157 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:21,800 Pill time is my medicine reminder. 158 00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:23,740 Well, whatever you're taking ain't working, Keith. 159 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:26,260 You know Julia, that nurse tech? 160 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:27,560 Nope. Nasty divorce. 161 00:08:27,900 --> 00:08:29,080 It's a crazy story. 162 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:31,120 Did you see the Ashley Madison documentary? 163 00:08:31,340 --> 00:08:32,360 Bruce, I'm going to stop you right there. 164 00:08:34,580 --> 00:08:36,559 Hey, you're not going to go say hi to everyone? 165 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,200 Nothing could be farther from my mind. 166 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:41,820 Okay. Actually, you know what? That's probably for the best. 167 00:08:43,039 --> 00:08:47,100 What does that mean? Nothing. No, it's just your replacement, Dr. Hyland. He's 168 00:08:47,100 --> 00:08:48,560 kind of a big dog, you know. 169 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:53,620 Well, I'm kind of a big dog. No, yeah, but you're frail right now, and he can 170 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:54,419 smell that. 171 00:08:54,420 --> 00:08:55,440 Let's wait till you're stronger. 172 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:57,520 Maybe I'll pop down there. Yeah? 173 00:08:57,910 --> 00:09:02,230 yeah grab my parking pass check things out quick all right oh hey when you see 174 00:09:02,230 --> 00:09:06,390 julia don't mention the divorce thing i think she's struggling and hr's already 175 00:09:06,390 --> 00:09:09,950 asked me to stop telling people about it so i go i don't know if medicare covers 176 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:16,330 that but i'll check the website maybe i'm not getting the best version of dr 177 00:09:16,330 --> 00:09:20,770 highland because he didn't get the best version of me i can do better hey 178 00:09:20,770 --> 00:09:24,890 putting in the latest lab order huh I think that calls for a boom. The 179 00:09:24,890 --> 00:09:29,810 discovery of non-Hodgkin's lymphoma in a patient is not really a boom moment. 180 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,070 Oh, of course. Sorry. 181 00:09:31,290 --> 00:09:32,730 Booms are celebratory. 182 00:09:33,130 --> 00:09:34,290 Like hugs. 183 00:09:34,590 --> 00:09:36,850 Like high-fives. Yeah. You understand? 184 00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:39,510 Yeah. Got it. Okay. 185 00:09:41,030 --> 00:09:42,030 Hey, 186 00:09:42,410 --> 00:09:43,410 pop quiz. 187 00:09:44,210 --> 00:09:45,510 French fries or onion rings? 188 00:09:45,830 --> 00:09:48,190 Sorry? Just which did you prefer? 189 00:09:48,610 --> 00:09:49,750 Why, you headed down to the cafe? 190 00:09:50,470 --> 00:09:51,650 I'd take a salad. 191 00:09:52,060 --> 00:09:54,900 Okay, I can get you one of those, absolutely. 192 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:56,220 Okay, great. Hey, guys? 193 00:09:56,540 --> 00:10:00,980 No. Alex is doing a calf run. Get your orders in. Yes, I'll take a latte. 194 00:10:01,340 --> 00:10:02,620 They don't have lattes at the calf. 195 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:05,700 Yeah, you have to go to the coffee place. There's a new barista, and she's 196 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:06,700 really mean. 197 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:09,380 Have you been getting your paychecks the last couple months? 198 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:11,600 Yes, Matt. Huh, weird. 199 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,920 Hey, when do you go to church? Just curious. 200 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:16,140 What's the vibe? Like, liturgically? 201 00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:19,490 That's... Pretty tradish. You know, some hymns, scripture. 202 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:23,710 Sometimes Debbie goes ham on the organ, and it can get a little Kiss FM, but... 203 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:24,710 Got it. 204 00:10:24,950 --> 00:10:26,590 That's what I thought. I mean, it's church. 205 00:10:26,850 --> 00:10:28,450 You sing, you pray, and then you go home. 206 00:10:28,690 --> 00:10:31,030 Yep. You sing, we pray, we go to brunch, we go home. 207 00:10:31,410 --> 00:10:35,700 Wait. Who goes to brunch? Just, like, you and Holly? No, no, no. No. That 208 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:36,700 would be awkward. 209 00:10:37,180 --> 00:10:39,700 Yeah. Her parents join, too. What? 210 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:42,640 Gwen and Dave, they're sweet. They're characters, man. 211 00:10:42,860 --> 00:10:45,700 Oh, and sometimes Nana Alice joins, and it's like, guard your pancakes, she's a 212 00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:46,700 grabber. 213 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,220 I think it's related to her dementia. 214 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:50,400 It's gotten worse since Pop-Pop died. 215 00:10:51,180 --> 00:10:55,020 Ladies and gentlemen, the return of Dr. Ronald Leonard! 216 00:10:55,820 --> 00:10:57,580 Oh, no, not a lot of people here. 217 00:10:57,860 --> 00:11:00,480 It's probably not the welcoming you imagined, huh? It's a bit underwhelming. 218 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:01,700 Oh, Ron! 219 00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:03,240 So good to see you, Katie. 220 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:04,440 This is Dr. Ron. 221 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:08,420 He used to work here. I still work here. Ron was the Dr. Highlander of the ER. I 222 00:11:08,420 --> 00:11:12,960 think you mean he's the new Ron of the ER, the temporary Ron. Okay, bud, you 223 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:14,920 don't need to get so defensive. You're okay. 224 00:11:15,220 --> 00:11:19,960 Well, as much fun as I've had here, I'm just going to grab my parking pass from 225 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:24,720 my desk and... What the hell happened to my desk? 226 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:26,880 Oh, you mean all the pee? 227 00:11:27,290 --> 00:11:28,450 Yes, Bruce, the urine. 228 00:11:28,670 --> 00:11:29,770 Yeah, well, that was Hyland's idea. 229 00:11:30,050 --> 00:11:33,410 Staging the samples here makes lab runs a lot faster. It really streamlines the 230 00:11:33,410 --> 00:11:34,410 whole process. 231 00:11:34,470 --> 00:11:38,130 Okay, I see what I did there. By taking over my desk. Is that Dr. Ron? 232 00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:38,969 What's up? 233 00:11:38,970 --> 00:11:39,970 Good to see you. 234 00:11:40,410 --> 00:11:41,610 Hey, did you see the new urine station? 235 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:44,690 I think he's upset about it. I am not upset. 236 00:11:44,990 --> 00:11:46,890 Fuming at Hyland. I am not. 237 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:48,250 All righty. 238 00:11:48,550 --> 00:11:52,630 I got you some extra ranch, or as I like to call it, the only dressing. 239 00:11:53,310 --> 00:11:54,670 No, thanks. I take it dry. 240 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,240 You're so good for getting a salad. 241 00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:00,700 Whenever I get a salad, I'm just like, I'm still hungry. 242 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:02,220 Where is the real meal? 243 00:12:07,820 --> 00:12:11,100 Joyce's stupid medical app keeps sending me all these spam texts. It's really 244 00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:13,140 annoying. Man, I hate those things. 245 00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:14,860 Same. 246 00:12:15,060 --> 00:12:16,060 Yeah. 247 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:19,740 Totally. It's so Joyce, though. I mean, you know, I could tell you some stories. 248 00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:20,900 Oh, really? 249 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:24,400 Oh, like last Juneteenth, right? She pulls into the parking lot, car filled 250 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,400 with sombreros. 251 00:12:25,460 --> 00:12:26,219 Oh, no! 252 00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:27,099 Oh, see? 253 00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:28,460 Yeah. She's the worst. 254 00:12:29,060 --> 00:12:30,560 She's the worst. Yeah. 255 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:34,020 Phony was definitely too strong a word. I mean, once you get him opening up, 256 00:12:34,060 --> 00:12:35,019 he's really fun. 257 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:37,520 And I did get a refund on those two dressings. Alexandra. 258 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:39,560 A word. 259 00:12:39,930 --> 00:12:40,769 Is everything okay? 260 00:12:40,770 --> 00:12:44,490 Dr. Hyland tells me you've been trashing my name to everyone in this department. 261 00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:46,870 You said that? You said that, Alex. 262 00:12:47,110 --> 00:12:48,590 The hospital is a battlefield. 263 00:12:49,010 --> 00:12:52,970 Questioning the general gets us all killed. I love that. That's a throw 264 00:12:52,970 --> 00:12:53,970 pillow. 265 00:12:54,410 --> 00:12:55,910 Alex in my office now. 266 00:13:00,150 --> 00:13:01,150 Adolf Hitler. 267 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:02,490 Joseph Stalin. 268 00:13:02,930 --> 00:13:08,490 Jared. from subway what do they all have in common listen they are not the worst 269 00:13:08,490 --> 00:13:14,730 because apparently i joyce henderson am the worst really alex i'm worse than my 270 00:13:14,730 --> 00:13:19,290 aunt sarah i don't know her well that's nice for you living in your own aunt 271 00:13:19,290 --> 00:13:22,630 sarah free bubble believe me you talk to that woman for five minutes you'll be 272 00:13:22,630 --> 00:13:26,810 begging for jared from subway and choice i am really sorry and on the day of my 273 00:13:26,810 --> 00:13:30,720 election I wasn't saying that you, Joyce, are the worst. I was just trying 274 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:34,500 to bond with Highland. You know, I was just like, ah, the boss, what a piece of 275 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:35,660 work. You know how people say that. 276 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:37,880 Right, and who are these people? 277 00:13:38,220 --> 00:13:39,220 Like, everybody. 278 00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:41,460 Everybody? 279 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:46,400 Huh. Thank you all for coming. I just wanted to have a quick chat because I've 280 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:50,010 just been informed that everyone talked... About me behind my back. 281 00:13:51,070 --> 00:13:52,070 Yeah. 282 00:13:52,230 --> 00:13:56,230 I don't know why I let you talk me into coming back here. I'm supposed to be 283 00:13:56,230 --> 00:13:58,590 avoiding stress. We can move the P station. 284 00:13:58,910 --> 00:14:03,090 I mean, it is convenient, but no, we'll move it. And you know what? I'm going to 285 00:14:03,090 --> 00:14:05,110 get out of here. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That's Island. 286 00:14:06,050 --> 00:14:09,450 Now, as much as I respect him, I have your back. If things get physical, it's 287 00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:12,550 not going to actually, I don't want to take sides. Hmm. Yeah. I'll hang back. 288 00:14:13,190 --> 00:14:15,550 Hey, good to meet you. 289 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:20,600 I hear you've been holding it down, and I just wanted to say thank you. That's 290 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:21,600 very nice, sir. 291 00:14:21,940 --> 00:14:25,220 What room are you in? No, no, no. I'm not a patient. I'm a doctor. 292 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,400 Actually, this is all my department. 293 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:30,220 Right. Okay, so you're a doctor. 294 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:31,680 Don't do that. 295 00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:34,580 I'm wearing these clothes because I just came back from PT. 296 00:14:35,980 --> 00:14:38,660 And that's a juice, that's not drool. Oh, okay. 297 00:14:38,940 --> 00:14:42,520 So you spilled your little juice box, and we need to get you another. 298 00:14:42,780 --> 00:14:47,560 Can someone get this gentleman a juice box, a cold one? Val, Val, tell him who 299 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,900 I am. I've never seen this man before in my life. Val! 300 00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:52,220 Sir, you're screaming. 301 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,180 Come on, I can walk you to your room. I'm a man. 302 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,600 Not to confirm that we talked behind your back, but who told you? 303 00:14:59,930 --> 00:15:03,010 Doesn't matter. Did they show you the group chat? What group chat? There is no 304 00:15:03,010 --> 00:15:06,610 group chat. Look, I'm not mad, okay? I welcome criticism. 305 00:15:06,970 --> 00:15:10,970 That's what makes me potentially the best hospital administrator in Oregon. 306 00:15:11,070 --> 00:15:15,770 So let's just open up the fire hydrant and blast me. Go, go, go. Yes. You wear 307 00:15:15,770 --> 00:15:17,110 too much beige. You look like a walnut. 308 00:15:17,430 --> 00:15:19,990 Huh. Okay, well, heard and appreciated. 309 00:15:20,390 --> 00:15:22,950 Yes. No one believes you used to be friends with Queen Latifah. 310 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,700 Received. Your lipstick's for the wrong ethnicity. 311 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:29,760 Okay, let's close fire hydrant once again. But you see how nice that was? 312 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:30,880 Wow, I feel good. 313 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:36,020 Now, if my graciousness and humility has forced you to think, hey, Joyce is 314 00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:39,200 pretty darn cool, maybe I will vote for her. Who voted for you, Joyce? 315 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:40,459 You did? 316 00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:43,460 Well, I mean, I couldn't vote because my phone only makes outgoing calls, but 317 00:15:43,460 --> 00:15:45,080 Holly said she voted for the both of us. 318 00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:46,300 You too? 319 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:51,040 i voted for you too i didn't like the other gentleman's names of course i 320 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:55,520 voted for you joyce women support women dakota other people are talking had the 321 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:59,040 whole family vote for a boss and now none of us know when to take our pills 322 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,040 wow 323 00:16:00,570 --> 00:16:04,270 Just wow. Well, what are we doing here? Alex, they don't hate me at all. You 324 00:16:04,270 --> 00:16:05,450 told her that? It was you? 325 00:16:05,850 --> 00:16:08,670 No, I just said sometimes we complain about her a little bit. 326 00:16:09,630 --> 00:16:12,770 I'm going to sneak out. I want to check the polls, and it looks like you've got 327 00:16:12,770 --> 00:16:14,590 it all under control. I don't. I don't. 328 00:16:15,010 --> 00:16:17,750 All right, guys, I'm going to give you context. 329 00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:19,410 Context. Context. 330 00:16:20,050 --> 00:16:22,490 Context. Honey, come on. It's not a big deal. 331 00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:24,890 I told him who you were before psych got there. 332 00:16:25,090 --> 00:16:28,390 You know, this morning my life was stress-free. I was watching 333 00:16:28,390 --> 00:16:32,280 documentaries of rock. climbers fall to their death and I was at peace. 334 00:16:32,540 --> 00:16:34,720 And then I come here and I'm treated like an imbecile. 335 00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:38,740 No, no. Listen, I bet we're all going to laugh about this soon. Well, maybe we 336 00:16:38,740 --> 00:16:42,000 won't. Because maybe I just won't be here. You guys seem perfectly fine 337 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,180 without me, so maybe I just won't come back. 338 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:45,400 Come on, you don't mean that. 339 00:16:45,580 --> 00:16:46,800 Enjoy Dr. 340 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:48,980 Hyland and my pee desk. 341 00:16:49,420 --> 00:16:51,200 No, the pee's not for us to enjoy. 342 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:52,620 It's a convenience thing. 343 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:54,640 I don't think he gets it. 344 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:59,120 You guys, you guys, listen. This whole thing, it's actually Dr. Hyland's fault. 345 00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:01,260 Babe, you've got to stop. No, don't you guys see? 346 00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:04,520 He's always talking about how we're down in the trenches together, and then he 347 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:05,859 goes and tattles on me to Joyce. 348 00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:07,619 Sorry, I thought you tattled to Joyce. 349 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:11,460 After he did. He's trying to cut me down, okay, because he knows that I can 350 00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:14,560 see through his BS, all the condescending speeches and the 351 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:18,200 performative booms. I enjoy booms. I think they're additive. 352 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:21,819 Yeah. This morning, he called me brother, and I've never been called that 353 00:17:21,819 --> 00:17:22,880 by a person of color before. 354 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,280 It felt healing. 355 00:17:25,619 --> 00:17:29,100 Okay, so you all love Highland, and I'm just completely alone in this. Is that 356 00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:30,100 it? 357 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,720 Fine, it doesn't matter, because in a few weeks, Ron is going to be back, 358 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:37,820 so... I hope you're right, but I'm not sure Ronnie is coming back. 359 00:17:38,020 --> 00:17:39,020 What? What are you talking about? 360 00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:40,180 Well, I was just with him. 361 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:43,700 We had a perfectly nice afternoon, and he stormed off and said he was done 362 00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:45,760 here, so I think Highland might be here to stay. 363 00:17:46,980 --> 00:17:49,060 What? Are we out of monk fruit in the raw? 364 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,320 Oh, is that what this meeting's about? 365 00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:54,720 Hey, Holly, they're asking for you in 112. 366 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,580 Oh, it's empty. Take it up with them. They want you there. Hurry. 367 00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,320 Okay. That's fast. 368 00:18:00,140 --> 00:18:03,700 So, just a quick update for you. I changed my mind. You are my boyfriend. 369 00:18:03,940 --> 00:18:05,460 So no more church with Holly. Cool? 370 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,080 Uh, yeah, yeah, cool. 371 00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:08,600 Is there, uh... No follow-up questions. 372 00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:10,500 Oh, yeah. All right, got it. 373 00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:13,950 You know, just to say I kind of like this jealous idea. 374 00:18:14,290 --> 00:18:15,290 I'm not jealous. 375 00:18:15,530 --> 00:18:17,150 Wait, have you been thinking about this all day? 376 00:18:17,450 --> 00:18:19,130 Oh, my God. Shut up, Matt. 377 00:18:19,830 --> 00:18:21,690 You can't tell your boyfriend to shut up. 378 00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:26,910 Yeah, no big deal that Matt's not coming to church with me anymore. 379 00:18:27,290 --> 00:18:30,010 He and Serena are so cute together. 380 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:33,870 I mean, I did say that thing about liking Matt, and Serena was there when I 381 00:18:33,870 --> 00:18:35,670 said it, but it's okay. 382 00:18:36,530 --> 00:18:37,530 It's no biggie. 383 00:18:38,190 --> 00:18:39,590 I'm just super happy for them. 384 00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:42,300 Hey, Ron. 385 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:43,840 What the hell, man? 386 00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:45,440 What? What? 387 00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:48,660 First of all, you come over here and you don't even say hi? 388 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:52,200 No. Secondly, you respond to all of my FaceTimes with a text? 389 00:18:52,420 --> 00:18:53,740 Also, no. Okay? 390 00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:56,620 Third... How many of these are there? You tell Bruce that you're quitting? 391 00:18:56,820 --> 00:18:58,740 No, you're not. Sorry. You're not quitting. 392 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,060 You're upset. 393 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:03,760 Let's just take a beat. You have so many bad qualities. Do you know that? A, 394 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:04,859 you're stubborn. 395 00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:08,930 B... inconsiderate so it's letters now you just say whatever thought comes into 396 00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:12,710 your head and you don't care if it's offensive or discouraging and you know 397 00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:19,530 what i like all that stuff i do i miss it and it's 398 00:19:19,530 --> 00:19:25,770 real and i need that and i need you and you can't leave okay i'll come back 399 00:19:25,770 --> 00:19:32,470 what you said you need me and i said i'll come back i'll see you next week 400 00:19:32,470 --> 00:19:34,270 i don't know we don't need 401 00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:36,750 Okay. All right. 402 00:19:37,770 --> 00:19:43,210 Winning best hospital administrator in Oregon is quite an honor, but it's not 403 00:19:43,210 --> 00:19:44,009 my honor. 404 00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:45,010 It's ours. 405 00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:51,350 A hospital is about operations, but it's also about co-operation. 406 00:19:52,410 --> 00:19:53,410 That's pretty good. 407 00:19:53,830 --> 00:19:56,290 We do this as a team. 408 00:19:56,490 --> 00:19:59,990 Seeing my people work together to provide care, not only for our patients, 409 00:20:00,070 --> 00:20:03,030 but for each other, that's the real reward. 410 00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:05,770 And that is why I do what I do. 411 00:20:06,690 --> 00:20:09,410 Is what I would have said if I had won, but I lost. 412 00:20:10,330 --> 00:20:14,770 So... Sorry for not having ball cancer. 413 00:20:16,270 --> 00:20:17,270 Hey, man. 414 00:20:17,310 --> 00:20:20,250 About earlier today, I just want to let you know, no hard feelings. 415 00:20:20,490 --> 00:20:23,110 And it looks like I'm coming back next week. 416 00:20:23,350 --> 00:20:26,330 And I want to thank you for watching over my department. 417 00:20:26,970 --> 00:20:27,970 Bye-bye. 418 00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:30,580 Oh, that's quite a grip you got there. 419 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:31,800 Really? 420 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:36,340 That's like my 50% grip right there. Why, am I hurting you? No, it looks like 421 00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:39,580 you're straining, though. No, I stopped squeezing a long time ago. This is what 422 00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:42,800 I call my no-grip grip, really. Oh, yeah, me too. Yeah, me too. 423 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:44,019 Uh-huh. 424 00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:45,020 Okay. 425 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,160 You know, I had to go take care of some patients. 426 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,300 I let go because I think I got an itch. Yeah. 427 00:20:52,659 --> 00:20:53,800 Well, it's official. 428 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,980 I just told Joyce I'm coming back next week. That's great. 429 00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:59,580 Joyce, huh? Was it awkward? 430 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,620 Did you bring up the thing? 431 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:03,719 What thing? 432 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,720 You know, the thing you said after surgery. 433 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:11,560 Where's my... Where's my choice? 434 00:21:14,420 --> 00:21:15,800 Do not show this to anyone.